Epilogue

"Does this mean I never have to wear a dress again?" Michael asked.  I rolled my eyes.

"Will you shut up, and help me find clothes?" I asked.

"If I must," he replied.  "Personally I think you look good in baggy men's clothing."

"Only 'cause you are very, very gross," I replied.

"Are you two done?" Willow asked.

"Yeah, bitchy much?" Buffy said.  I rolled my eyes at the pair.

"Where's Xander?" I asked, changing the subject.

"I think the boys went to bond," Willow said with a giggle.

"Bonding experience with our fave werewolves and Xander?" Michael asked.  "What should we bring to Xander's funeral?"

"I think we should cremate him," I said.  "It's not like there will be enough of a body left to warrant a casket.

"I'm sure they'll be fine," Buffy said.  "Oz is Mister Passive, and Quentin... Okay so maybe we'll be taking Xander home in a bag."

"A very small bag," I said seriously.

"Maybe we should interrupt the bonding?" Willow said wide-eyed.

"Let's go now."

THE END

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