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Disclaimer: Song's Alanis Moressette. Just a little reflection thing.
Author's Notes: This may not make much sense, since I wrote it when I was on a Surge-and-Coke binge in Flordia with an infected sunburn in the arcade(do NOT ask).
A young Slayer turned 18
Was about to "retire"
And was killed by a vamp
It's a clove of garlic right in the mouth
It's an accidental death realized two seconds too
late.
And isn't it ironic? Don'tcha think?
It's like vampires on your Graduation Day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advantage that you just didn't take
And who would have thought it figures?
Mr.Kill-em-Slow was afraid of nothing
He just went around, killing and gawfing
He blew his who damn (after)life, just slaughtering
away
Then he got his soul back,but come on! Hey
Isn't it ironic? Don'tcha think?
It's like vampires on your Graduation Day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advantage that you just didn't take
And who would have thought it figures?
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's
going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything
blows up
In your face
A lost soul when a friendship explodes
A new boyfriend when your old one comes back
It's like 10,000 girls when you need to pick only
one
It's finding the perfect guy,and finding out he's
got a secret that stuns
Hmm...and isn't it ironic? Don'tcha think? A little too ironic. Yeah,I really do think.
It's like vampires on your Graduation Day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advantage that you just didn't take
And who would have thought it figures?
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out